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Zero Honks Given — Deadpan Sarcastic Goose
A perfectly unbothered white goose delivers maximum attitude with minimum effort. Standing tall with heavy-lidded eyes, a raised brow, and one wing flicked dismissively, this deadpan bird floats above the bold retro slogan "ZERO HONKS GIVEN" in chunky two-tone display letters. Clean die-cut sticker styling with crisp black outlines makes the graphic pop on any tee — the ideal gift for anyone whose supply of honks ran out years ago.
Colour— select one
Composition & care+
Composition
- 100% cotton heavyweight jersey (5.3 oz/yd²)
- Heather shades contain polyester
- Seamless body, taped neck and shoulders
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
Size guide & measurements+
Free shipping to the USA & Canada.
