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We Only Steal Bases — Sarcastic Space City Astronaut Slugger Men's Muscle Tank
A sarcastic Houston baseball muscle tank for fans with a sense of humor about the discourse. A retro astronaut slugger in navy and orange finishes a monster swing under a bold arched wordmark reading "SPACE CITY SLUGGERS", with the deadpan banner "WE ONLY STEAL BASES" underneath. High-contrast varsity-crest energy built for the gym, the ballpark, and everywhere in between — a legally distinct love letter to H-Town baseball with a wink.
$2.00 $35.99 — ⚡ blowout price · while supplies last
Colour— select one
Composition & care+
Composition
- Light muscle-tank jersey: 65% polyester, 35% viscose (3.7 oz/yd²)
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
Free shipping to the USA & Canada.
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