We Don't Tan, We Rust — Sarcastic Washington Rain Club

A deadpan love letter to the Evergreen State: a wide Pacific-Northwest scene of misty evergreens and one perpetually drizzling cloud around the dry-witted motto "WE DON'T TAN, WE RUST." Muted forest greens and slate blues wrap the mug like a proper Washington overcast — perfect for anyone who considers rain a personality trait and coffee a food group.

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