Vietnam — We Don't Count Sheep Sleeping Buffalo Traffic Dream Plush Blanket

In Vietnam, nobody counts sheep — you count the motorbikes. This plush blanket stars a blissfully unbothered water buffalo curled up asleep in a tiny nón lá while a dream-cloud of scooters buzzes harmlessly overhead, beeping into the void. A deadpan love letter to the beautiful chaos of Vietnamese streets, and proof that true inner peace is napping through ten million horns. Cozy, funny, and the perfect gift for anyone who's ever survived crossing a Hanoi intersection.

$2.00 $36.99 — ⚡ blowout price · while supplies last