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The River Is Patient — Dark-Humored Dragon Boat Festival 2028 Inked Dragon Prow Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Gallows humor with a paddle in its hand. This long-sleeve tee stares down Duanwu 2028 with a hand-inked dragon-boat prow, a lacquer drum, and the deadpan reminder that the water is never in a hurry: ROW LIKE IT'S PERSONAL / THE RIVER IS PATIENT. Bold brush linework in black, crimson and jade with a soft gold drum, drawn as a clean die-cut graphic that sits crisp on the chest. Built for paddlers, ex-paddlers, race-day spectators with a dry sense of humor, and anyone who thinks festivals are better with a little edge.
$2.00 $45.99 — ⚡ blowout price · while supplies last
Colour— select one
Composition & care+
Composition
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (fibre content varies for heathers)
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
Size guide & measurements+
Free shipping to the USA & Canada.
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