Strategic Bankruptcy — Baron Fluffbucks, Couch Tycoon

An ironic tribute to everyone who plays ruthless tycoon at game night and loses everything by round three. Baron Fluffbucks — a smug, monocled fat cat in a teal top hat — lounges atop a pile of obviously worthless play money, flanked by tiny cardboard houses, tumbling dice, and a winding game path that wraps the whole tumbler. Bold retro letters declare STRATEGIC BANKRUPTCY. For board-game-night regulars, sarcastic capitalists, and anyone whose empire is mostly vibes.

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