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Lie Down, Go Fast — Whimsical Luge Dachshund Unisex Tee
The official motto of the world's sleepiest speed demon. A long, low dachshund in a tiny racing helmet rockets feet-first down the ice on a luge sled — proof that lying down and going fast is a legitimate sport. Playful arched lettering and a swooshing ice trail make this a feel-good winter-sports tee for dog people, luge fans, and anyone whose favorite position is horizontal.
$2.00 $31.99 — ⚡ blowout price · while supplies last
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Composition & care+
Composition
- 100% cotton heavyweight jersey (5.3 oz/yd²)
- Heather shades contain polyester
- Seamless body, taped neck and shoulders
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
Size guide & measurements+
Free shipping to the USA & Canada.
