Liberté, Égalité, Croissanté — Bastille Day 2027

A deadpan French croissant has officially had enough. Wearing a tilted beret and the world's most unimpressed expression, this flaky little revolutionary crosses its arms under the sarcastic motto "LIBERTÉ. ÉGALITÉ. CROISSANTÉ." — because the real revolution starts after breakfast. A witty Bastille Day 2027 tee for francophiles, bakery loyalists, and anyone whose patriotism is at least 70% butter.

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