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Jackson Hole — Technically a Valley, Financially a Crater Retro Teton Badge Unisex Tee
An ironic love letter to Wyoming's fanciest 'hole'. This retro mountain badge stacks bold varsity lettering over jagged Teton peaks, with a deadpan moose in a bolo tie who has clearly seen the real-estate listings. 'TECHNICALLY A VALLEY, FINANCIALLY A CRATER' says what every local is thinking. For skiers, hikers, ex-locals priced out of Wilson, and anyone who dresses like a rancher but has never touched a cow.
$2.00 $31.99 — ⚡ blowout price · while supplies last
Colour— select one
Composition & care+
Composition
- 100% cotton heavyweight jersey (5.3 oz/yd²)
- Heather shades contain polyester
- Seamless body, taped neck and shoulders
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
Size guide & measurements+
Free shipping to the USA & Canada.
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