Fremont — 2,517 Feet of Pure Regret Muscle Tank

A darkly funny badge for everyone who's been personally victimized by Mission Peak. This bold emblem shows a grinning skeleton hiker who finally made it to Fremont's famous summit pole — several decades too late — while patient vultures circle overhead. Big vintage athletic lettering reads FREMONT with the tagline EVERY STEP WAS A MISTAKE. High-contrast, gym-ready, and perfect for hikers, trail runners, and East Bay locals who summit ironically.

$2.00 $35.99 — ⚡ blowout price · while supplies last