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Flush With Elegance — Baron Porcelain
He didn't choose the throne life — he was fired in a kiln for it. Baron Porcelain, the internet's most distinguished bathroom aristocrat, brings opera-house drama to absurdist meme humor: a gleaming baroque porcelain throne, a waxed mustache, a monocle, and zero shame. A legally original, fully unhinged-yet-refined character tee for anyone fluent in brainrot but dressed for the gala.
Colour— select one
Composition & care+
Composition
- 100% cotton heavyweight jersey (5.3 oz/yd²)
- Heather shades contain polyester
- Seamless body, taped neck and shoulders
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
Size guide & measurements+

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