Volicci · Maison
Choice Cuts of Emotional Damage — Retro Chicken Butcher Chart
A vintage butcher-shop diagram gone delightfully wrong: a stoic side-profile hen divided into classic cut sections, except every cut is labeled with a modern affliction — EXISTENTIAL DREAD, UNRESOLVED ISSUES, PURE SPITE, CAFFEINE. Rendered in a warm retro farmstand palette with bold arched lettering above and below, it's the perfect darkly funny companion for grocery runs and farmers markets.
Colour— select one
Composition & care+
Composition
- 100% cotton canvas, medium-heavy weave
- Reinforced long shoulder straps
Care
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
- Hang dry · iron on reverse if needed
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