Chaos Consultant — Afterlife Division

He's loud, he's rude, and he's technically freelance. This bold retro-horror graphic tee stars an original wisecracking poltergeist in a rumpled purple-striped suit, flashing his one-and-only business card: CHAOS CONSULTANT, AFTERLIFE DIVISION. Vintage comedy-horror energy for anyone whose vibe is 'lovable menace.' Printed big and bold on a soft unisex tee — perfect for Halloween season, horror-comedy fans, and year-round mischief.

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