Bead Catching Is Cardio

A sarcastic Mardi Gras 2028 athletic-club emblem for the guy who treats parade season like a competitive sport. A flexing arm hoists a strand of carnival beads inside a bold varsity crest, crowned by a fleur-de-lis and the deadpan motto 'BEAD CATCHING IS CARDIO'. Printed in punchy purple, gold, and green on a high-contrast chest graphic built for muscle tanks.